.As Heard In the Office.
“It’s the only time you’ll ever see something as ‘Available in Chicken’.” -regarding the advertisement of a chicken themed serving set.
.Mother of God.
Alison: Omg you are not pregnant!
me: I might be. I COULD be Mary. Mary II.
Alison: Did God come to you in a dream?
me: Maybe. If God is Chris Evans as Captain America…
.And the Top Consulting Detective Is.
Nick A: Bennie Cumberbatch. Because I want him to solve MY mysteries.
